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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Get Busy with the Bleach.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
To Our Members, We're the fourth Emergency Bleach.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Bleach.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
The World's Favourite Bleach.

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Made To Make Your Bleach Water

6. To someone you dislike?
The beast Bleach Under One Roof

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Bleach Unscripted

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Come to Bleach, and Let's Get it Done.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Please Don't Squeeze The Bleach.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Two Hours of Bleach in Just Two Calories.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
How Refreshing! How Bleach!

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Bet You Can't Eat Bleach.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
More Than Just a Bleach

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
The Too Good to Hurry Bleach.

15. Your last words before you die...
We Want To Be Smiths Bleach.

16. Your message to a special someone..
Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Bleach.

17. Title of this post will be...
If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Bleach.